Quantify it.

So I am, what now? On a scale of 1 to 10, what?

I’m a seven in prettiness,

a six in brains,

a two in articulation,

an eight in presence,

four in emotional brattiness,

five in the ability to be realistic,

three as compared to your peers,

nine when compared to my peers,

a one in confidence.

Come on. Come on, multiply me. Make me more than the sum of my parts.

2 thoughts on “Quantify it.

  1. You have them all wrong! Silly girl. Ask me, I’ll provide your ratings. And where is your rank for writing, anyway?

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