Quantify it.

September 20, 2008

So I am, what now? On a scale of 1 to 10, what?

I’m a seven in prettiness,

a six in brains,

a two in articulation,

an eight in presence,

four in emotional brattiness,

five in the ability to be realistic,

three as compared to your peers,

nine when compared to my peers,

a one in confidence.

Come on. Come on, multiply me. Make me more than the sum of my parts.

2 Responses to “Quantify it.”

  1. Very good writing here.

    Just wanted to tell you thanks for your comment on my blog today.



  2. Adelle said

    You have them all wrong! Silly girl. Ask me, I’ll provide your ratings. And where is your rank for writing, anyway?


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